Post by codeman on Jun 1, 2005 9:42:45 GMT -5
(At Dana and Rich's house)
(Cody and Todd are giving themselves Ice cream headaches)
CODY- (Squinches) Whao,..... Dude!
TODD- So Cody, what are up for this weekend?
CODY- Fixing more bikes. Its for my buddy Slasher.
TODD- Oh i remember him hes that big scary looking dude.
CODY-Thats Slasher.
(Dana walks in on her cell phone)
DANA- Yeah Chad i know this Saturday, ill be there.
CODY- Uhh Danaburger, where will you be Saturday.
DANA- Well i hava a case at 6 pm Saturday night.
CODY- I hate to be the barrer of bad news, but thats the night of Als big time play.
DANA-... Oh thats right.
CODY- Yeah buddy, so what can you do.
DANA- Thats gonna be tough. This is the case of the century and Chad asked me to represent as a juror. But i cant miss this play, This is possibly the biggest night in her life.
(Saturday morning in the backyard)
(Dana walks up to Cody outside his van)
CODY- Whats wrong?
DANA- Well im having trouble sleeping, in fact i only got 2 hours last night, and i need to be well rested for this case.
CODY- So you made up your mind?
DANA- thats thing i cant.
CODY- Well the best thing to do when your feeling down is to sing about it.
(Cody starts to play a blues riff)
CODY- Shes got the blues
DANA- Ive got the blues
CODY- Shes got the blues
DANA- ive got the blues
CODY- Shes got the i cant sleep at night because im torn between two diffrent things on the same night, and she doesnt wanna lose her job or her step sisters respect blues.
Shes got the blues
DANA- Ive got the blues.
(Rich walks outside)
RICH- So Dana, you havent decided yet?
DANA- Theres nothing to decide, im screwed anyway i turn. This is a win lose situation.
(Later that day)
(Carol, Frank, and Al enter)
AL- Well i have to be there for dress rehersal soon.
FRANK- WHat about our tickets?
AL- Oh thier here. I got you all front row seats, it took a miracle for them to give me these tickets, so i expect to see everyone there.
(Al hands out her tickets)
AL- well ill be going now, bye
CAROL- Bye honey, good luck.
FRANK- Break a leg.... Well you know what i mean.
(Dana looks at her ticket uneasily)
(Todd walks in)
TODD- did i miss something?
CAROL- Well Al just gave us our tickets.
TODD- Oh man, i missed that?
(Carol, and Frank walk into the kitchen)
DANA- Everytime i look at this ticket i wanna scream.
CODY- DUDE! i have an idea? How about we clone Dana so she can be two places at once.
RICH- Cmon Cody lets be realistic here..... Wait Cody, you just gave me an idea. We can have Dana go to her case tonight and have someone dress up like her.
CODY- Dude, you mean like someone who hasnt got a ticket?
RICH- Yeah
(Rich, Dana, and Cody all look at Todd and Smile)
TODD- Uhh guys, your making me feel uneasy.
(Rich, Dana, and Cody walk into the kitchen and tell Carol and Frank what going on.)
CODY- Oh Danaburger for the night, you can come down now.
(Todd walks down the stairs in a blue dress, makeup and a blonde wig.)
TODD- Cmon guys Al is not stupid i think shell notice Richs date looks like a mutant.
(Everyone breaks out laughing)
RICH-Cmon honey lets not be late.
DANA- But im going to the court.
RICH- (Laughing) I wasnt talking to you Dana i was talking to Todd.
TODD- Laugh it u guys.
DANA- Well im gonna go now, Bye
EVERYONE- Bye.
(At courthouse)
CHAD- Im glad you made it Dana.
DANA- Yeah you dont know what i had to go through to be here, Lets just say i had a man cross-dressed for me to be here tonight.
CHAD- Im not even gonna ask.
(At the Wisconsin Theater for the Arts)
JT- Wow Barkey looks worse than ever.
RICH- Thats not Dana its Todd.
JT- Ohh im sorry dude.
TODD- im just trying to make Al think im Dana, bacause Dana has a big case tonight.
JT- Well good luck with that.
CODY- JT, i think he looks like Dana in that.
JT- How? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
(Later that night at the house.)
(Dana sneaks in)
(Todd, Rich, Cody, Carol, and Frank walk in behind her.)
RICH- Todd go take that off now.
(Todd runs upstairs)
(Al walks in)
AL- So everyone how did you like, the performance?
EVERYONE- It was great.
FRANK- Your a great actress honey.
DANA- yes you really are.
(Todd walks down the stairs with the eye shadow and lipstick still on.)
AL- Todd, whay are you wearing makeup?
TODD- uhh, when you guys were gone i was trying on some of Danas lipstick. You know me, im wierd.
AL- So Todd, what was your favorite part?
TODD- ohh i loved it when....... uh ohh.
(Al turns to Dana)
AL- I knew, either that wasnt you sitting there, or you were infested with the mumps.
DANA- Im so sorry Al its just that i had a case tonight. The most important one of my carreer. I know thats no excuse, and i want you to know i feel really bad.
AL- Well i understand, why couldent you just tell me you couldnt make it? Ill be in many more plays.
DANA- i know and you seemed very excited about it.
AL- i was, promise me next time you cant make one of my plays youll just tell me instead of having Todd humiliate himself.
DANA- I Will.
(Dana and Al hug)
CODY- Aww tender family moment.
(Cody joins the hugging, and followed by Todd, Frank and Carol.)
THE END
(Cody and Todd are giving themselves Ice cream headaches)
CODY- (Squinches) Whao,..... Dude!
TODD- So Cody, what are up for this weekend?
CODY- Fixing more bikes. Its for my buddy Slasher.
TODD- Oh i remember him hes that big scary looking dude.
CODY-Thats Slasher.
(Dana walks in on her cell phone)
DANA- Yeah Chad i know this Saturday, ill be there.
CODY- Uhh Danaburger, where will you be Saturday.
DANA- Well i hava a case at 6 pm Saturday night.
CODY- I hate to be the barrer of bad news, but thats the night of Als big time play.
DANA-... Oh thats right.
CODY- Yeah buddy, so what can you do.
DANA- Thats gonna be tough. This is the case of the century and Chad asked me to represent as a juror. But i cant miss this play, This is possibly the biggest night in her life.
(Saturday morning in the backyard)
(Dana walks up to Cody outside his van)
CODY- Whats wrong?
DANA- Well im having trouble sleeping, in fact i only got 2 hours last night, and i need to be well rested for this case.
CODY- So you made up your mind?
DANA- thats thing i cant.
CODY- Well the best thing to do when your feeling down is to sing about it.
(Cody starts to play a blues riff)
CODY- Shes got the blues
DANA- Ive got the blues
CODY- Shes got the blues
DANA- ive got the blues
CODY- Shes got the i cant sleep at night because im torn between two diffrent things on the same night, and she doesnt wanna lose her job or her step sisters respect blues.
Shes got the blues
DANA- Ive got the blues.
(Rich walks outside)
RICH- So Dana, you havent decided yet?
DANA- Theres nothing to decide, im screwed anyway i turn. This is a win lose situation.
(Later that day)
(Carol, Frank, and Al enter)
AL- Well i have to be there for dress rehersal soon.
FRANK- WHat about our tickets?
AL- Oh thier here. I got you all front row seats, it took a miracle for them to give me these tickets, so i expect to see everyone there.
(Al hands out her tickets)
AL- well ill be going now, bye
CAROL- Bye honey, good luck.
FRANK- Break a leg.... Well you know what i mean.
(Dana looks at her ticket uneasily)
(Todd walks in)
TODD- did i miss something?
CAROL- Well Al just gave us our tickets.
TODD- Oh man, i missed that?
(Carol, and Frank walk into the kitchen)
DANA- Everytime i look at this ticket i wanna scream.
CODY- DUDE! i have an idea? How about we clone Dana so she can be two places at once.
RICH- Cmon Cody lets be realistic here..... Wait Cody, you just gave me an idea. We can have Dana go to her case tonight and have someone dress up like her.
CODY- Dude, you mean like someone who hasnt got a ticket?
RICH- Yeah
(Rich, Dana, and Cody all look at Todd and Smile)
TODD- Uhh guys, your making me feel uneasy.
(Rich, Dana, and Cody walk into the kitchen and tell Carol and Frank what going on.)
CODY- Oh Danaburger for the night, you can come down now.
(Todd walks down the stairs in a blue dress, makeup and a blonde wig.)
TODD- Cmon guys Al is not stupid i think shell notice Richs date looks like a mutant.
(Everyone breaks out laughing)
RICH-Cmon honey lets not be late.
DANA- But im going to the court.
RICH- (Laughing) I wasnt talking to you Dana i was talking to Todd.
TODD- Laugh it u guys.
DANA- Well im gonna go now, Bye
EVERYONE- Bye.
(At courthouse)
CHAD- Im glad you made it Dana.
DANA- Yeah you dont know what i had to go through to be here, Lets just say i had a man cross-dressed for me to be here tonight.
CHAD- Im not even gonna ask.
(At the Wisconsin Theater for the Arts)
JT- Wow Barkey looks worse than ever.
RICH- Thats not Dana its Todd.
JT- Ohh im sorry dude.
TODD- im just trying to make Al think im Dana, bacause Dana has a big case tonight.
JT- Well good luck with that.
CODY- JT, i think he looks like Dana in that.
JT- How? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
(Later that night at the house.)
(Dana sneaks in)
(Todd, Rich, Cody, Carol, and Frank walk in behind her.)
RICH- Todd go take that off now.
(Todd runs upstairs)
(Al walks in)
AL- So everyone how did you like, the performance?
EVERYONE- It was great.
FRANK- Your a great actress honey.
DANA- yes you really are.
(Todd walks down the stairs with the eye shadow and lipstick still on.)
AL- Todd, whay are you wearing makeup?
TODD- uhh, when you guys were gone i was trying on some of Danas lipstick. You know me, im wierd.
AL- So Todd, what was your favorite part?
TODD- ohh i loved it when....... uh ohh.
(Al turns to Dana)
AL- I knew, either that wasnt you sitting there, or you were infested with the mumps.
DANA- Im so sorry Al its just that i had a case tonight. The most important one of my carreer. I know thats no excuse, and i want you to know i feel really bad.
AL- Well i understand, why couldent you just tell me you couldnt make it? Ill be in many more plays.
DANA- i know and you seemed very excited about it.
AL- i was, promise me next time you cant make one of my plays youll just tell me instead of having Todd humiliate himself.
DANA- I Will.
(Dana and Al hug)
CODY- Aww tender family moment.
(Cody joins the hugging, and followed by Todd, Frank and Carol.)
THE END
really funny...
